Seriously, who watches this?Hopefully someone out there watched Launch My Line so they can tell us about the exclusive Top Chef videos featured therein. Anyone? Bueller? Yeah, we thought not. Stick to what you're good at, Bravo. And it ain't Chef Academy, we can tell you that.
This week's reunion episode was lamentably tame, compared to the shitshows that the Real Housewives reunions usually devolve into. Not that we watch those.
Some highlights:
- Is it just us, or does Andy Cohen maybe have a wonky eye?
- Colicchio reported Jesse couldn't make it because she "wasn't feeling well." Right ... if by "not feeling well," you mean, "still stuck in a shame spiral."
- Mike V.'s jacket was like some sort of disco king in space situation ... perhaps Padma's stylist has gotten another client?
- Andy introduced Mama Voltaggio by saying she was someone who "has known Michael and Bryan since they were very small." Very small?? You mean, since they came out of her loins?? (editor's note: Having been there, I'm pretty sure she wished they'd been even smaller.)
- Mike I. just called Mattin "Martin," right?
- Why did Colicchio become Eddie Haskell in front of Bryan and Mike's mom? "You did such a great job raising your sons, Mrs. V.! Can Wally and the Beave come out and play?"
- Ash and Ashley not only have matching names, they also have matching outfits.
We're not even going to go near that Padma comment about "eating lots of huevos." If you're not familiar with Spanish colloquialisms ... now is not the time to get acquainted with them.
Just because the season is over doesn't mean PPYKAG is in hibernation, folks. We'll be blogging about the upcoming Bravo programming Top Chef Masters and Top Chef: Just Desserts — follow us on Twitter to make sure you keep up with our newest posts. Thanks for reading!
[still of Ashley and Ash courtesy of Bravo telecast; Chef Academy photo: Bravo]
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