Top Chef Masters: "I just ate 4 bagels, was that a mistake?"

Yard waste quickfire! Time starts now! 
 

You know, it's always appetizing when not one, but TWO chefs compare their dishes to male genitalia.  Jonathan Waxman's "this duck tongue looks like duck penis" remark, combined with with Jody Adams' comment about "removing the foreskin" of the geoduck made us NEVER WANT TO EAT AGAIN.

In case you weren't convinced to join our hunger strike, maybe you should click here.  Or here.  Or here.  You're welcome, dieters.

Also, who found out that if you let poisonous Greenlandic shark rot for 8 weeks, it becomes non-poisonous?  And who agreed to try it after the 7th-week guy?

[photo: Bravo.  Congratulations Eddie Lakin for the winning caption!]