Thursday, August 26, 2010

Top Chef: Week 11 Power Rankings

The real Power Rankings loser this week? Padma's outfit.

Week 11 Power Rankings

1. Tiffany (last week: 1): Yeah, yeah -- we know Ed won both challenges.  But we really like Tiffany, so ... go get your own blog.
2. Ed (last week: 3): This guy gets huge points for acting excited when Rick Moonen announced the prize for winning the Elimination Challenge was ... a copy of Rick's book.  That and $12 will buy you ... another copy of Rick's book.
3. Kelly (last week: 3): Stays in the top-3 this week because, as Angelo tells us, "Kelly's pretty strategical."
4. Angelo (last week: 2): Serious slippage in the ranks lately, mostly due to us being creeped out he prayed in front of shrines to like, Julia Child or some s**t.
5. Kevin (last week: 5): It seems like it's a matter of hours until he loses all ability to control his anger issues.

Eliminated: Amanda, Alex, Kenny, Stephen, Andrea, Tamesha, Timothy, Lynne, Arnold, Tracey, Jacqueline, John.

[photo: Bravo]
 

4 comments:

  1. Can we please make a power ranking of the RIDICULOUSLY CREEPY things Angelo said this week? I'll start it off.

    1) Mail-order Russian Bride he's only met twice.
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  2. I agree the whole mail order bride thing made me lose a lot of respect for Angelo. Who proposes to someone they have only met twice. That does not seem normal. I bet she is using him to get into this country.
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  3. Also, what about Ed saying he needed to feed 150 people with 3 risotto corn balls each that equals 550...

    Wait, what?
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  4. ed's math killed me. at least he screwed up such that it gave him too many instead of not enough. also, when did "tartare" become a verb? at least two people said the tuna was "tartared" too early.
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