Top Chef: Week 9 Power Rankings

Scrubbing down the table, just like Alex showed her. 

So ... who's going to beat Angelo now? Amanda? 

Week 9 Power Rankings 

1. Angelo (last week: 1): Kelly's dish had no flavor, but she did have crabs in it. Kinda like Angelo!

2. Tiffany (last week: 2): We picked Tiffany first after Angelo cause she's an awesome chef, not because we totally have a crush on her and want her to be our girlfriend, even though Angelo is still available to be on our team and is clearly the best chef. Yep.

3. Ed (last week: 5): Anyone else think Ed's species of flatfish in the family Scophthalmidae, that's native to marine or brackish waters of the North Atlantic looked totally delicious?

4. Kevin (last week: 6): #@$& %*!@$)(# %&^!@* $&$)&#@%(*& #$

5. Kelly (last week: 4): Oh-my-god. Our husband usually writes these Power Rankings so we totally have no idea what to do. This is awkward.

6. Amanda (last week: 8): How drunk was Amanda during judges' table? One of us commented, "her hair looks drunk."

7. Alex (last week: 7): HOW ARE YOU STILL ON THIS SHOW. WTF. MUCHO RAPIDO. 

Eliminated: Kenny, Stephen, Andrea, Tamesha, Timothy, Lynne, Arnold, Tracey, Jacqueline, John.

[photo: Bravo.]