Power Rankings: Week Nine

No, YOU'RE prettier!

1. Paul (last week - 3): "Is that a union issue?!" (p.s., we're kind of delirious right now, so whenever we couldn't think of something, we just repeated a stupid thing Tom said)
2. Grayson (last week - 1): We're pretty sure that she called Charlize Theron "Charlie" upon their first meeting.  So ... that's cool.
3. Sarah (last week - 5): Made cottage cheese sauce on crab sound good, even to people with a gastrointeritis and a shellfish allergy (true story).
4. Edward (last week - 2): "You put good and evil together, and you end up with a politician!"
5. Lindsay (last week - 6): "Instead of pheasants, it should have been PEASANTS!"  Wakka wakka wakka (Fozzy Bear sounds)!
6. Chris J. (last week - 7): Hair ... something ... something ... I Love Lucy Quickfire ... something ... we give up.

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