Power Rankings: Week Ten

Uh huh. We're the "white" team.

This week's Power Rankings really beg the question: "Do you guys have big watermelons?"

1. Paul (last week - 1): The dude has four pairs of caterpillar socks people. FOUR pairs.
2. Grayson (last week - 2): Points for getting unnecessarily "brutalized" by Tom. Bonus points for saying both "MUTHA-FUCKA" and "HURRY! LIGHT THE FIRE! YOU ARE THE SHIT!" on national television.
3. Lindsay (last week - 5): Two questions: Best...hat...ever? But also, how much awesomer would these team challenges be if the teams were identified by a color AND an animal?
4. Sarah (last week - 3): Might've had a better shot at the quickfire win if she was a member of the, and we're just spitballing here, Red Jaguars.
5. Edward (last week - 4): Should probably consider "pacing up and down the hall" at night. That would be the...Healthier Choice. (See what we did there?)

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